Last night, The Kardashians attended the 37th Annual People’s Choice Awards and as usual HBIC (and the only Kardashian with a personality) Khloe Kardashiam-Odem stood out from the pack. The natural brunette, died her hair a pretty serious shade of ginger and showed it off at the awards. I guess Khloe was tired of the tall, fat, man jokes so here she is… bring on the redhead jokes! I don’t see this lasting very long, every girl goes through a redhead phase in her life, mine happened to be when I was 16 and I unintentionally had fire engine colored locks for a week.
For those of you who don’t keep up with the Kardashians, you should take a gander at Kim and Kourtney Take New York City coming to E! January 23rd. Between the crying, the fighting and Kanye West it’s sure to be a Krazy time in NYC!
Needs more Khloe! Here are some more shots of the the first family of E!
This looks fucking awesome! The rags to riches story of a hot ass African chick who moves to America for opportunity, only to become a maid but eventually falls in with a has-been photographer, becoming one of the top models and eventually a diplomatic voice for women across the globe! Admit one!
Okay anything with Saoirse Ronan playing another badass kid who defies the laws of physics and Cate Blanchett sporting a Southernish accent is okay in my book . And lets not forget that Eric Bana is in it for like 10 minutes.
So today I was doing my usual go through all the new trailers on Hulu because that’s what I do routine and I had a strange sense of déjà vu. I saw a trailer entitled No Strings Attached, I watched it, it’s about a pair of friends who start getting busy, feelings get involved and then they fall in love, you know, the usual. But it reminded me of a post I’d done a bit ago about a movie called Love And Other Drugs with a similar storyline… and then it reminded me of another trailer I’d seen recently called Friends With Benefits… and that reminded me of another post I’d done about an NBC show also called Friends With Benefits… which reminded me that I need to stop watching TV and movies because they’re all the same.
Now I just have one question: why is Justin Timberlake not in the movie about casual sex that references one of the best *NSYNC songs of all time? And why is there not a musical reunion number of sorts in said movie? Okay, that was two questions, but seriously, are we just in the fashion of green-lighting the same movie over and over again? It’s not like we haven’t seen a RomCom about two unlikely friends getting down and falling in love before. Hello! I’m talking to you producers, you should have stopped at When Harry Met Sally. What, are you going to remake Casablanca too? Oh wait Madonna wants to direct it but it has to be set in war torn Iraq (not making this up.) Don’t you dare!
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No Strings Attached
Welcome to the Concession Stand! Your Monday (my b, for this week, Tuesday) recap of everything movies & TV! Here’s what’s been popping this week on big & small screens alike!
It’s official, Jennifer Aniston is going to ride the dried up fame train with her real like BFF, Courteney Cox on her (hit?) show Cougar Town. A rep from the show confirms that Jen will be guest starring in the show’s season 2 premiere.
The movie is about the two unlikeliest dudes to survive the zombie apocalypse ever. The movie originated as a short by Seth and Jay in film school, but now since they’re both famous and rich, they’re turning it into a feature. Living the film school dream guys! Kudos!
Well O’Hagan let it sleep the other day, at the Edinburgh Book Festival, that the part is going to non-other than the Queen Home-Wrecker herself, a one Miss Angelina Jolie.
Remember when Joaquin Phoenix went crazy, got really fat, grew a forest beard, only wore Raybans sunglasses and decided to quit acting to become a full time rapper?! Well here’s the trailer!
Academy Members, get your Oscar ballots ready, because Burlesque is going to hit the big screens on November 24! The trailer premiered yesterday, and in the fashionably late scene (of which I am now a part, because, you know, I have more important shit to do than blog all day long) I am posting about this now!
Side Note: I know I promised a Katy Perry Retrospective last weekend… that was a lie. But do expect it soon. I’m not going to say when, for fear of lying again and then having some crazed reader (show of hands for all the sane people who read RadCooks) show up in the morning, hovering over my futon begging me to stay in, not shower and write, just for them. So instead of having the possibility of that happen, I’m going to leave you guessing… but don’t worry, you’ll know it when it comes!
Burlesque, like the Kla$$ act that came before it, Showgirls, tells the tale of a bright-eyed, cutey from a small town, who buys a one-way ticket to LA, hoping to make it big as a dancer! But Cher, the casting director for the burlesque club where Aguilera waitresses (sad face emoticon), is like, “Listen bitch, there’s only room in this movie for one diva… and my wigs need your dressing room!” But then Christina’s like, “Eat this! Whooooaaaaahhh-eeeeee-ooooooohhh!” And then everybody’s like, “Damn she can sing! She’s almost as good as that old ass pop singer. What was her name again? Where the hell is she? Oh right, she’s starring in this shitty movie!”
Love you Christina! You can get back on top, but just like Michael Jordan wasn’t cut out for baseball… do I need to finish the analogy?
Because all those stupid movies making fun of other stupid movies weren’t enough for the world, we’re getting one more! This one seems to be the baby of Twilight, Jersey Shore, Lady Gaga and some random offensive stereotypes. I present to you, Vampires Suck in theaters August 18th! Enjoy!
Well I’m definitely seeing that! I stumbled upon this trailer while I was perusing the online job marketplace known as Mandy. All my fellow unemployed wannabe Industry Members should know it well… anyway, I saw this trailer and thought it worth sharing with my vast audience of 7 readers! Easy A stars Emma Stone, of the marvelous Zombieland, as high school student Olive Penderghast who helps a sista out when she pretends to loose her virginity to her gay bestie. What starts out as one man’s beard turns into a business opportunity for Olive and a way to pretend to be getting down for the misfits of the school. Obviously she has to have a nemesis who comes in the form of perky, popular and platinum blonde… drumroll please… Amanda Bynes! What more could this movie ask for? How about a little Nathaniel Hawthorne? The title is an omage to the American classic and one of my personal favorites, The Scarlet Letter. This movie sounds awesome and I can’t wait to be first in line on… this movie doesn’t come out until September 17th?
A little while back I saw a terrifying teaser trailer for a new horror movie called The Human Centipede. The premise, from what I’ve surmised from the trailer, is a doctor who realizes his fantasy of creating a human centipede (duh), a group of people physically connected by their gastric system. When I first heard about this my first thought was, “What the fuck, that’s sick!” followed shortly by, “but how would it work?” Well, the good filmmakers have answered my second question by giving us sketches. YAY! (Not)
Here’s the teaser trailer, this shit is graphic (even if it’s implied graphicness.) If you can’t stomach (pun) this video, please don’t look at the gallery.
Here’s the gallery you’ve all been waiting for! Happy sketches of ass-to-mouth surgery!
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