Britney Will Dance ‘Till The World Ends’… Or For 30 Seconds

Britney Spears debuted her newest music video today, for Till The World Ends, which should be said is a slightly better song than Hold It Against Me, but taking into account the nauseating amount of brain power it takes to get it unstuck from your mind’s playlist, it’s probably about equal to anything Rebecca Black could give birth to. (Jesus Christ that was a long sentence.) That being said, I’m sure I’ll be singing and dancing to this song by the weekend.

Brit’s video tells the tale of the fated date in the not so distant future, December 21, 2012, when the Mayans predicted the world will end. Brit is held up in a basement with a few of her most beloved back up dancers, grinding up on one another waiting for apocalypse to come only to realize, upon poking her head out of a manhole, that the sun has come up and indeed she will see another day as a 30 year-old (that’s how old Britney will be in 2012.)

Now we all know that ever since Britney went a little cray-cray, she hasn’t been the same pop princess she was in her “virgin” years, but someone took extra special care to cut out all the real Britney dance sequences of her latest vid to prove it. Below is the whole 30 seconds of Britney gyrating to prove, once and for all, that Britney Jean Spears can no longer cut a rug. It’s really sad, but we all have to face the music (pun intended) some day and realize that Britney is way too drugged up to shake it like she used to. Either that or she’s a drone and they haven’t figured out how to give robots rhythm yet. God I hope I can still shake my ass when I’m closing in on my third decade of life.

And for reference and good measure, here’s Britney in her dancing years. Skip to 1:18 for some serious dance skillz. See the difference?