Katy Perry’s E.T. Music Video

The music video for Katy Perry’s E.T. featuring Kanye West premiered on MTV.com today and being that I’ve dedicated many a post to MissKaty I just had to comment. Now I could have gone with a headline that read “Katy Perry’s E.T. Is Out Of This World” or something equally repulsive, but that would be both tacky and untrue. Granted, E.T. is lightyears beyond Firework, both in music video and songitude, but I have to admit that I was expecting something a wee bit more than what I got. Katy Perry only has three costume changes, four if you count her alien transformation, and she’s basically a little flowy ball orbiting while Kanye West has the occasional angry outburst while holding his crotch (typical).

ET, posted with vodpod

Something I will give MissKaty credit for is proving me right. E.T., along with Lady Gaga’s Born This Way and Britney Spears’ Hold It Against Me music video, is just putting a big fat “right” on my forehead for all the world to see. In my Futuristic Feminist post I talked about the move of female artists into the future. And mark my words, you’re going to see more of it. The transformation from tarty little girl pop stars to androgynous and beautifully deformed future ladies is only going to be more pronounced in the coming year. But we’ll leave that for later, for now, just enjoy the E.T. picture book I created for you!

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10 Cliché Things You Must Do On St. Patrick’s Day

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today RadCooks is celebrating 1 of the top 5 drinking holidays by going green (and I don’t mean in the eco way.) RadCooks will be covered in clovers for today only, so you should all be grateful that I’m giving your eyes a rest from my previous background. This time last year I was celebrating my 25% Irish heritage by waking up at noon, feasting on bounteous Chipotle and beginning my Irish Car Bombing promptly at 3pm. This year I woke up at 7am, went running on the Hudson river and won’t begin my drinking until a ridiculously late hour of 8pm. Oh how times change!

Oh well… here’s my list of 10 Cliché Things To Do On St. Patrick’s Day!

1. Start drinking before noon and only drink: Guinness and/or any green beer, Jameson (or other Irish whiskey), Irish Car Bombs, Irish coffee, or fermented potato water (I believe they call it vodka.)
2. Get into a bar fight and then buy your foe a pint.
3. Eat corned beef, cabbage and potatoes.
4. Go to the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in NYC (but only if you’re so far gone that you don’t actually know you’re at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade.)
5. Call someone out for celebrating YOUR holiday because THEY are NOT Irish (even if you might not exactly be Irish either.)
6. Make out with a hot Irishman or Irishlady.
7. Wear green… and lots of it.
8. Eat Lucky Charms for breakfast.
9. Go into your nearest pet shop and free as many snakes as possible.
10. Play a drinking game to “Leprechaun”, every time Jenny Aniston falls in a patch of clovers take a shot.

And here’s to the town that will surely be covered in green piss by the morning!

COSMO: What I Learned In April 2011

What, can I say? It’s been a while. It seems while one of my original From Scratch monthly posts recapping the cockamamie advice of one Cosmopolitan Magazine has been good to me with a plentitude of hits, I have not been very good to it, throwing it to the wayside in exchange for copious amounts of Ke$ha posts. Well I’m sorry, to the Cosmo rag and RadCooks faithfuls alike. I was doing all over you, myself included, a disservice of massive proportions. But don’t fret, my duties to the Sex Bible will no longer go untended.

What’s the change in attitude, say you? Well dear internet-mongers, it’s Lent, and as a terrible Catholic and one who’s never kept a Lent Resolution (what do you call what you give up for 40 days?) I’ve decided to turn over a new leaf. I’m not giving anything up this Lent, because that would be counter-productive, instead I’m going to do something. And what shall I do, you ask? I’m going to do reading! It’s really quite shameful, I’m a writer, in and out, I write for fun, I write for leisure, I write for pay, I write because I’m always right but I don’t read. So I’m going to, at least for the next 40 days (hopefully.)

Today I’m reading Cosmo’s April edition, cover to cover, even the monthly rape article. I know what you’re thinking, Cosmo isn’t real reading, well to you I say, baby steps, my friend. Tomorrow I’m hitting Freud’s “Three Contributions To The Theory of Sex,” but tonight, tonight I read about PC muscles and mildly kinky sex! Without further ado, here’s your Cosmo Recap for April 2011 starring Tron: Legacy‘s Olivia Wilde!

Cosmo Cover Girl: Olivia Wilde pg. 48-51

Birth Control Break Down: Why Your Method Sucks, Plus A NEW Condom & Morning After Pill! pg. 162-165

The Sexy Side Of Ovulation pg. 158-159

A Three-Step Guide To The Full Body Orgasm pg. 134

101 Things About Men: ORLY?! pg. 70-73

MacGyver Beauty Tips pg. 203-207

Your Hair Might Look Good, But It Can Also Give You Cancer! pg. 176

Read Olivia Wilde’s full article below!

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