HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms

Happy Mother’s Day! I hope you all remembered! I hope if you forgot you’re not looking at this! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING.. LIKE BUYING YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT FOR LETTING YOU BREATHE AIR! Yeah, I’m sure she gave you a complex too… Well there’s nothing I can do about that now. STOP TALKING BACK! I’m gonna be a great mom! Anyway… I would like to dedicate this post to my mother, a wonderful, caring, beautiful and smart woman! Now here, look at a bunch of exploitative pictures of celebrities who also happen to be mothers!

Honorable mention, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom invites you in!

Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW

The 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs!

Angelina Jolie
The 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones!

Kate Hudson
The 31 year-old actress is mother of one.

Michelle Williams
The 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?!

Gwen Stefani
The 40 year-old songstress is mother of two!

Jennifer Garner
The 38 year-old Alias star is mother of two.

Victoria Beckham
The 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me… football mom to three!

Halle Berry
The 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one.

Katie Holmes
The 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one.

Heidi Klum
The 36 year-old Victoria’s Secret model is mother to five!

Madonna
The 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two.

Cindy Crawford
The 44 year-old super-molemodel is mother to two.

Jenny McCarthy
The 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one… little boy with autism… too soon?

Denise Richards
The 39 year-old other Bond-Girl/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two.

Catherine Zeta Jones
The 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two.

Demi Moore
The 47 year-old star of Striptease is mother to three!

Brooke Burke
The 38 year-old why-is-she-famous is mother to two.

Pamela Anderson
The 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two!

Kelly Ripa
The 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three.

Reese Witherspoon
The 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two.

Nicole Kidman
The 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor is mother of three.

Julia Roberts
The 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three.

Jennifer Lopez
The 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two.

Kourtney Kardashian
The 31 year-old is mother of one little boy… who may or may not have been conceived on/for reality TV.

Sandra Bullock
The 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse just adopted her first baby!

Jessica Alba
The 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl!

Christina Aguilera
The 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week is mother to one.

Milla Jovovich
The 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one.

Gwyneth Paltrow
The 37 year-old fruited two from her looms.

Sarah Jessica Parker
The 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2 is mother of three.

Isla Fisher
The 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat!

Ashlee Simpson
The 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy!

Britney Spears
The 28 year-old If You Seek Amyed her way to two children!

Salma Hayek
The 43 year-old I’d-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one.

Vanessa Williams
The 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four.

Elle Macpherson
The 47 year-old other Victoria’s Secret Model/other “The Body” (it’s still open to debate) is mother of two.

Courtney Cox
The 45 year-old friend is mother of one.

Michelle Obama
The 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls!

Alyson Hannigan
The 36 year-old How I Met You Mother (though I know her as Willow from Buffy) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?… It’s Wesley, the other watcher!)

Naomi Watts
The 41 year-old actress is mother of two children… not the girl from The Ring… just so we’re clear.

Brooke Shields
The 44 year-old Latisse spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?