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MissBleecker Needs A Vacation…

May 29, 2010 Leave a comment

After sitting through The Human Centipede twice this week, MissBleecker is in need of some serious R&R (for those of you who don’t know that means it’s rest and relaxation, not rock and roll.) Anyway… I’m taking a mini-hiatus and exploring my roots in the mother country! That’s right dearest readers, I’m going to Italy. Perhaps along with finding my heritage I’ll find a story too! See you in 10 days! Ciao!

Rainbows + Sunshine,
MissBleecker

Filed under Cookies, From Scratch Tagged with hiatus, MissBleecker, vacation

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE Review

May 29, 2010 1 Comment

So recently there’s been a spike in my Human Centipede post from a while back. I saw the movie this week, twice (don’t ask me why twice) and am now fully equipped to give it the once over that I know all you sickos out there have been waiting for. Here is my review for The Human Centipede… may god help your soul.

WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS SO IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET AND YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THEN DO NOT READ ON. IF YOU DO WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THEN BE PREPARED FOR SOME PRETTY BAD GRAPHICOSITY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.

FLIBANSERIN: The Little Pink Pill

May 24, 2010 Leave a comment

We’ve all thought about it, dreamt about it, never actually envisioned this day would come… but it has. The Little Pink Pill or Viagra for women might be just around the corner. On June 18 the FDA will be deciding whether or not to approve the new drug that is supposed to increase a woman’s libido and possibly revolutionize sex, it’s called Flibanserin. That’s Fli-ban-se-rin. Makes you feel sexy doesn’t it? The wonder pill is supposed to increase a woman’s desire, including satisfaction with sex.

Scientists found that flibanserin, developed as an antidepressant, was ineffective for treatment of depression. But the drug appeared to produce an unexpected side effect: boosting women’s libido. That prompted the company to study it for hypoactive sexual desire disorder, or HSDD, an otherwise unexplained loss of sexual thoughts, fantasies and desire that can cause significant emotional distress. Some research suggests 10 percent of women may suffer from HSDD.

The company has sponsored studies involving more than 5,000 premenopausal women ages 18 to 50 in the United States, Canada and Europe in whom HSDD had been diagnosed. A 100-milligram daily dosage increased the number of satisfying sexual experiences that women had reported from the previous month — a key benchmark the FDA has set for such drugs — from an average of 2.7 to 4.5, compared with 3.7 among those taking a placebo.

Jump for more on the Female Viagra!

RadFem Of The Week: Julie Bowen

May 22, 2010 Leave a comment

Name: Julie Bowen Luetkemeyer

Alias: Julie Bowen

Birthday: March 3, 1970

Claim to Fame: Julie Bowen is most recently known for starring in the ABC comedy Modern Family as Claire Dunphy. You also might remember her as Jack’s sometimes paralyzed wife on Lost and if you can remember way back as Virginia Venit in Happy Gilmore.

RadFem Worthy: Julie might seem like an uptight version of the girl next door, but when she bared her breasts on George Lopez, and showed America that breastfeeding is a natural and healthy part of life, she really made in impression on people. This hot mom of three continues to break the rules and for that Julie Bowen, Radioactive Cookies salutes you!

Fun Fact: She has a pacemaker.

And here’s the interview that made her RadFem of the week, her interview with George Lopez talking about the double football hold!

Filed under Beauty, Cookies, Films & TV Tagged with double football hold, George Lopez interview, Julie Bowen, Modern Family, of the week, RadFem

One Diva Covers Another

May 21, 2010 Leave a comment

As I was doing my daily ONTD search, this little YouTube video popped out to me. It called and said, “MissBleecker, listen to me. I’ll make all your dreams come true.” And surely, as anything that promises such goodnessosity, it let me down. Here’s Liza Minnelli covering Beyonce’s Single Ladies. (No I’m not kidding.)

Filed under Cookies, Music Tagged with Beyonce, cover, Liza Minnelli, Single Ladies

Gaga Makes Out With A Woman… Big Surprise

May 20, 2010 Leave a comment

Lady Gaga was spotted in Saint Tropez, France today, yachting it up with some big-lipped hussy! The paps caught the two ladies smooching and generally having a good time being rich/being some rich bitch’s piece. Everyone is in complete shock over the lesbianosity shown by Gaga but it’s nothing we haven’t seen before. We saw Gaga smooching on the fems in both LoveGame and Telephone, not to mention the fact that she’s admitted swinging both ways. What I’m more shocked about is seeing Gaga looking like a regular person. Let’s hope Gaga’s new piece pussy-slapped some sense into her and maybe we’ll see her acting like Stephanie. We miss her!

Here’s a gallery of the scissor sisters and a couple of Grandma Gaga with studded vag!

Via ONTD

Filed under Cookies, Music Tagged with kissing girl, Lady Gaga, lesbian kiss, Saint Tropez

I Feel Closer To You Already!

May 20, 2010 Leave a comment

With the all the great traffic and comments I’ve been getting I wanted to reach out to all you sickos out there! You can follow me on Twitter now! Yes, I’ve given in! And if you want you can even email me with your questions, comments, suggestions and the occasional prison correspondence!

Follow Radioactive Cookies on Twitter

https://twitter.com/RadCooks

Email MissBleecker with questions, comments and suggestions.

MissBleecker@gmail.com

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GLEE: I Was Right And You Were Wrong!!!

May 20, 2010 Leave a comment

I WAS RIGHT! Yes, I love saying that, and I love gloating about being right even more than actually being right! On the most recent episode of Glee we find out that Shelby is Rachel’s bio-mom. She was paid by Rachel’s dads to be the surrogate/egg lady so she could live in New York for two years to realize her dream of becoming a STAR! Who said that, I don’t remember? Maybe this might jog your memory, from my GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon post from April 14, 2010 posted at 1:01 PM EST, I quote myself,

When I first saw Glee I was like, “Fuck, Rachel looks exactly like Idina Menzel, they should have her come on the show as her mother.” I know what you’re saying, Rachel has 2 dads (and even though one of them is black, we still don’t know who the father is. Side note: Maury should totes be a guest star!) how could Shelby be her mother? Well… I have a theory that we’re going to find out she’s her bio-mom and she gave her up/helped a gay sista out to help her singingness, which Rachel obviously inherited! AH HA! I’ve solved it! Also she says she’s made out with gays before. Anyway, that’s my babymamadrama theory. I doubt I’m right, but if I am I need to gloat and this is proof that I would be right, if in the future I am right. Right?!

Nah-nah-nah-na-boo-boo! Suck it bitches!

Side note: I’m such a gracious winner!

Another side note: So I know I’ve been doing Glee recaps for every episode since the second half of the season started, but these past three episodes came at a time of complete unrest in my life… now that my life is not so much at rest but hanging out in the realm of unemployment I’ll be switching it up to Glee Updates, like this one. They’ll be small tidbits of info, unless there’s a super-duper episode, ie the Lady Gaga ep airing next week! Excited!

Filed under Cookies, Films & TV Tagged with Glee, Idina Menzel, mom, mother, Rachel Berry, Shelby

Julie Bowen On The Double Football Hold

May 20, 2010 Leave a comment

It seems that George Lopez really knows how to sweet talk the ladies. First with his fated Vajazzle Interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt and now with Julie Bowen and what she likes to call the “double football hold.” Bowen, who plays the tightly wound Claire on Modern Family brought a picture of herself breastfeeding her one year old twins. “They suck the fat out of you. They call it the ‘double football hold.’ You hold one here, and here [gesturing to her breasts], like two footballs. [This is] the end of my career.”

Au contraire, you just showed your breasts on national television (is TBS national television?) this is just the beginning of a full, fruitful and perky career! Good for you Julie Bowen, for showing America what it looks like to breastfeed. If men are allowed to walk around without shirts, and we are forced to come face to face with their hairy, sweaty, beer gut-y torsos then why is it that when a mother tries to feed her child in public she’s met with rolled eyes and disgusted smirks? I say no more! From now on, I will be staging a protest! For every man I see without his shirt on this summer, I’m going to flash a random stranger! I will have the words “Free” and “Tits” written on Paris and Nicole (that’s what I named them back when those two were friends, no wonder they’ve been seeming a litter further apart recently…)

Filed under Beauty, Cookies Tagged with breastfeeding, double football hold, George Lopez, Julie Bowen, Modern Family

COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010

May 18, 2010 1 Comment

Here we are again. Another month, another issue of Cosmopolitan, complete with the latest groundbreaking innovations in sex, fashion and everything female. The June issue features Pink in a Iron Man inspired frock. Since it’s Spring Time I’ve decided to add a new featured column to my monthly Cosmo recaps, look for Trends by month! And a 1, 2, 3 and away we go!

Click the links below to be Cosmoed!

Pink Is A Badass – Pg 46-51

I’m sure her therapist will point out that her parents’ turbulent relationship resulted in much of her own problems with her on again, off again husband.

Sex Tips From Guys – Pg 132-135

The Catcher – Ride him, planting your feet on the bed and use his hands as leverage to rock back and forth. This variation will give you more mobility and thrust!

Questions For Your Gyno – Pg 192-195

Can I use yogurt to treat a yeast infection?

The Immaculate Orgasm – Pg 204

Seriously, this is an article in Cosmo, with the cover that boasts, “Orgasm Guaranteed.” The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can you’re way to the big O.

What To Change So A Man Will Want You – Pg136-139

He’s stressed, we know, so Cosmo suggests putting your feelings on the back burner and being his shoulder to not cry on.

Tall Men vs. Short Men – Pg 81

Tall Men are… Rich – According to Cosmo, “a study” [again with the hard-hitting facts] said for every inch [above "what" we don't know] increases your salary by about $789 a year.

*NEW* Trends For June