THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: A Look At Ass-To-Mouth Surgery

March 31, 2010 1 Comment

A little while back I saw a terrifying teaser trailer for a new horror movie called The Human Centipede. The premise, from what I’ve surmised from the trailer, is a doctor who realizes his fantasy of creating a human centipede (duh), a group of people physically connected by their gastric system. When I first heard about this my first thought was, “What the fuck, that’s sick!” followed shortly by, “but how would it work?” Well, the good filmmakers have answered my second question by giving us sketches. YAY! (Not)

Read MissBleecker’s full review of The Human Centipede!

Here’s the teaser trailer, this shit is graphic (even if it’s implied graphicness.) If you can’t stomach (pun) this video, please don’t look at the gallery.

Here’s the gallery you’ve all been waiting for! Happy sketches of ass-to-mouth surgery!

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PRIVATE BENJAMIN Remake To Be Remade

March 31, 2010 Leave a comment

Goldie Hawn rolls her eyes at you.

Why can’t Hollywood leave a good thing alone? New Line Cinema is in talks to remake the 1980 feminist masterpiece, Private Benjamin. Goldie Hawn, nominated for an Oscar, plays the title role; a wealthy woman who’s husband dies on their wedding night, during the consummation, and witlessly enlists in the military. Jessica Simpson remade Benjamin into Private Valentine, a film (if one can even call it that) about a movie star who elists in the army after going broke. The newest attempt is rumored to star Anna Faris, of Scary Movie fame. While I’m certain Faris will fair better than Simpson in the role, this needs to stop.

If the Private Benjamin concept where actually Private Benjamin then New Line Cinema is the evil French guy that tries to make her more beautiful by making her wear ugly French clothes and die her hair orange. Too sweeping of a metaphor? DON’T DO IT NEW LINE I WILL COME AFTER YOU!

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Scientists Find Fidelity Gene

March 31, 2010 2 Comments

George Clooney's vasopressin receptor gene is clearly working just fine.

Well here’s your Wednesday Fun Fact: Scientists have found a gene that they believe has a direct link to how monogamous a person is. Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for the Vasopressin Receptor Gene! The Jezebel article states,

The male brain’s “area for sexual pursuit” is still 2.5 times greater than that of the female brain. But according to neuropsychiatrist Dr. Louann Brizendine, author of The Male Brain, men are still naturally inclined to search for a partner and effectively mate for life…

In humans they’ve identified around 17 different lengths of the vasopressin receptor gene, and studies echo the vole experiment’s findings: Men with longer versions of the gene in question tend to be in happy, successful marriages, whereas the guys with the shorter gene are more likely to be bachelors.

This is uber-interesting! It leads me to ask all sorts of questions (I’ve been having a lot of metaphysical quandaries lately.) As humans what separates us from our animal counterparts is our brain and the ability to have intelligent (but most of the times moronic) thought. Was the Vasopressin Receptor Gene there all along? Was it bigger? Have we shrunken it? Hypothetically speaking if our bodies have stopped evolving because of our minds then our minds might still be evolving. Have we developed to the state that only our minds are evolving and soon we will be divided, as a society, not by our bodies but by our minds? I think it’s quite possible that, with the choices a person is offered, we’ve developed or excluded certain sensory preceptors in our brains. (ie I’ve managed to constantly fight the urge to kick people’s luggage and children’s rolly backpacks. I mean seriously, why the fuck do those things exist except to trip people?!)

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KOTEX & MOTHER NATURE: Opening The Conversation On Vaginal Health

March 30, 2010 2 Comments

So I’m feeling fatigued and I go home for lunch, kick up my feet and turn on the TV. (Side note: Daytime television is fantastic because it’s completely mindless and thus a perfect remedy for fatigue.) In the middle of Access Hollywood or The Insider (or some other variation) this fabulous commercial came on about tampons, periods and advertising, oh my!

Kotex is launching a new line of feminine products designed for women who are annoyed by getting their periods but would still like their tampons to be pretty (AKA every woman!) So I did as the good advertisers told me and I went to the website for more information.

In a recent survey, 70% of women said they wish society would change the way it talks about vaginal health, but less than half feel like they can do anything about it. U by Kotex* brand wants to help women change the conversation about periods and vaginal care. By bringing it out into the open, we hope that every woman will learn to think differently, talk openly, take charge, help Break the Cycle* and begin to feel comfortable with her body and confident about her personal care.

Kotex, I’d like to personally thank you for trying to open up the conversation about menstruation. As you frequent readers of my glob know, I am pretty open about talking about perioding, however, there are many people in the world who are not. A period is a natural, yet annoying, part of life. So thank you Kotex, for trying to represent vaginal health… even if this is really all just to make a buck. And I must admit those tampons do look very pretty, but I’m going to stick with my Tampax Compak Pearl Tampons… variety pack… unscented! Product placement, what?!

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PHAT GIRLS: 25 Hot Full Figured Women In Hollywood

March 26, 2010 1 Comment

In honor of Fat Girls everywhere, here’s a list of the hottest fat actresses/models/comediennes in the biz!

The Venus de Milo invites you in! Jump for 25 Phat Girls… and one NSFW pic of Carnie Wilson!

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DO YOU NEED A RULER: Which City Has The Biggest Dicks?

March 26, 2010 2 Comments

The Gloss posted a study ranking the top 20 US Cities with the biggest average penis size. I have no idea how they figured this out, but I have a secret conspiracy theory that men have a secret book/interweb/network in which they measure their dicks against one another. Anyway, here’s the list.

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

I would like to give a shout out to all my New York men, congrats for making it to number 4. I’m very satisfied with that number! Congrats to New Orleans with the clutch move at #1, very impressive. Though I honestly would have thought the biggest dicks would have been in Washington… Get it… because they’re politicians!. Nevermind.

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Why It Rocks To Have A Penis

March 24, 2010 Leave a comment

Here you have it, the first two-parter coming your way. Are you excited about the next one? I am! Men, we already went over Why It Sucks To Have A Penis, so now we shall celebrate all the great things you’ve got going for you. (Because we all know it’s nice to sandwich a criticism in compliments!)

10 Reasons It Rocks To Have A Penis

1. Beards – I have said time and time again, how much I wish I could grow a beard. I have an odd fixation with beards. They come in so many different sizes, shapes, textures, colors, ect. Oh the possibilities are endless!

2. Lower STD Rates – Yeah, women are getting infected with STDs at a higher rate than men are. Additionally certain diseases, ie chlamydia, are not symptomatic in men. Meaning, while you can give it to that ho fo’ sho’ you just hooked up with, you’re just an innocent carrier.

3. Pregnancy – Some of you might think that having babies sucks, I don’t. But I do understand that our bodied (unless you’re Kelly Ripa) will never look the same after pregnancy. So kick back and relax, when you have a baby you’re body will not be affected!

4. Men Are Sluts – Is this a revelation? I think not. The sexual double standard works in your favor. Men are encouraged to be sexually promiscuous. So while women are still living in the age of the scarlet letter, men are free to go around and slut it up!

6 more reasons being a dude is awesome after the jump!

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Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina

March 24, 2010 2 Comments

As promised I am delivering my first part of my first two-parter. If you loved Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina you’ll moderately like this!

10 Reasons Why It Rocks To Have A Vagina

1. Babies – Freud says women have penis envy, well I say that men have womb envy. Yeah, you men claim to be so grateful that you don’t have to deliver babies; but really, deep down inside, you’re jealous. We give life unto the world and that rocks!

2. We Live Longer – Hello insurance check! Women generally get another few years on this earth!

3. We’re Prettier - Let’s face it, there’s a reason countless paintings, sculptures, songs and poems have been dedicated to the bodies and faces of women. We’re better looking!

4. Better Orgasms! - It’s true, women have better orgasms. The clitoris is many times more sensitive than the tip of the penis. Our orgasms aren’t only more intense than a man’s but we can have different types of orgasms, count ‘em, 3 types: clitoral, G-spot, and the newly discovered female prostate!

6 more reasons being a chick is awesome after the jump!

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RadCooks Glob: 1,000 Bite Milestone!

March 24, 2010 Leave a comment

You like me, you really do like me! I’m super excited to see that in the month this glob has been active it’s reached over 1,000 hits! I know I’ve been a little absent lately, my ultimate plan of having this glob overtake my school work is semi-working, but I also do want to graduate, thus my absence. However, to commemorate my 1,000 bite status (which is no huge deal, but music to my ears) I’m going to be bestowing upon you good readers 5 new posts soon! Yes, count them, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 new posts! Including 2, not just 1, two-parter posts!

So thanks again, Sally, take it away!

And just for shits and giggles, here’s something to make this post a little less all about me and little more posty. Below is the new promo fro Glee!

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WHY MEN CHEAT: A Love Story

March 20, 2010 Leave a comment

Esquire published a story by an Anonymous Male (code name for Pansy) as to why men cheat. Pansy explains,

But men don’t cheat because they can. Men cheat because they must, because they need to. This is the male struggle. Need compels us to try again. Because copulation is not in any way about fate. It is not about two individuals destined to meet on some dark night. It’s about random collisions.

Pansy goes on to talk about what he thinks of a woman (specifically when he’s doing her up against a soda machine… can you say romantic?)

And I know, believe me I know, that hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned. I have made my mistakes. There are women who despise me. Women will never understand how men can cheat because they think of it in terms of themselves —as something done to them. They treat it as an affront first, as a breakdown in social order, then a wound, then a mortal wound. And this is a key. They do this because women are singular, in both their desire and their demands. This is why I serve women well. I treat them as planetary objects, individual and quirky, gravitational and unique. When I am with a woman, in a hotel or in her car, pressing her up against a soda machine in the stairwell, I let everything else fall away. I am with her without pretense, obligation, or fear.

Pansy you are so right. Women are such singular beings, I’m sure when you come home all your wife does is talk about herself, not ask you about your day, I’m sure she never cooks you dinner or washes your shorts, I’m sure she never thinks of you, only herself. That must be why you cheat, because you’re not singular, yeah Pansy, you’re deep, a fucking ocean of selflessness. You do serve women, serve away, I know I’m always up for a serving of dickhead.

Jump to see how this article leads to a MissBleecker apology! (This is a once in a lifetime phenomenon folks!)

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